Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Erin and the Racially Inclined Mosquito

For the last few days, I have been waking up with numerous itchy, red mosquito bites up and down my arms, legs and even neck. Not only is it annoying to be taken advantage of every night while I am completely defenseless against this little bug, but it's even more annoying that Anthony (who sleeps next to me every single night) wakes up with flawless skin.
As I am scratching away at my body making it more and more red, I look over at Anthony and his beautiful caramel skin, which is completely untouched by this pest. Every morning for the past week I have a new red bump while Anthony wakes up fresh and unscathed. That damn mosquito's motivations are for sure racially biased. That jerk!

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